It's best to start Thailand off with a few weeks of kickboxing in
Bangkok. Ouch. My body still hurts.
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We went to see actual fights at the Lumpinee stadium, Bangkok. |
Ouch. |
I'm helping oil the fighters. |
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Relatives and friends of a Lumpinee fighter, i.e. gamblers. |
Right by the gym, there was a school to defile. |
Steve + She So Horny, the prostitute that gave me a "Thai massage."
Jealous? |
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You're in Thailand, so read up. Human reproduction a la Thai. |
I don't read Thai, hence the grandbaby. |
The lady in the skirt behind me had no underwear and wanted
everyone to know, except my camera. :( |
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Holy shit - that's me. |
Holy shit - that's me. |
Holy shit - that's me. |
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Holy shit - that's me. |
A film crew came to the gym for a day.... |
...and the katoi (transvestite) actor loved me. |
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The tuk tuk driver that Bangconned me. |
My Thai breakfast of crap I ate AFTER I got sick. (Krabi) |
Fortunately, I didn't eat these - barbecue bugs (Bangkok) |
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Nothing says I like your religion more than a Buddha crotch shot.
(Sukothai) |
Buddha float (Bangkok) |
Why oh why do Europeans do this?!?!?! |
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keychains for everyone. |
Buddha + tree (Sukothai) |
In Thailand, old nasty white
guys get all the girls. Fortunately, the ones that I don't want
(northern Thai hills). |
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Thailand was gorgeous. I had the pleasure of exploring it by bike,
boat, and elephant. |
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I have no idea what country this was. |
Hilltreking in the north. |
Me + Mekong River (Laos) |
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| Ha, ha, stupid tourists. |
The paradise hotel
of.....BURMA |
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Malaysia
and Singapore |
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like putting many Singapore and Malaysia pictures, so you only get
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| I convinced the owner of
this turtle soup shop to take this picture of me in his kitchen.
(Singapore) |
Steve + largest shark fin in
the world (Singapore) |
China owns Malaysia, which
explains why there is a Buddhist temple with eyelash vipers that people
play with. |
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I can't read this sign without laughing, but they're quite serious
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Do I want to eat this? (Singapore) |
REAL Chinese food (Singapore) |
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Snake temples are far more interesting than Kuala Lumpur.
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CAMBODIA |
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Cambodia serves 3 purposes in the universe: 1.
Angkor Wat
2. You can shoot a bazooka at a car for
$20, or a cow for $100.
3. You can find out if your medical
evacuation insurance is any good.
I only did Angkor Wat, but came close to all 3. |
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ANGKOR WAT |
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My country is cleaning up landmines in the Rohka? That almost
makes up for bombing them. |
You'll never see a double-decker truck outside of Cambodia. |
Steve + the Cambodian girl who sold me a pancake and I ended up paying
for her to go to school for a month. Watch out for the line ladies
- she wants to marry me. |
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YES!!!!!!!!! |
YES!!!!!! |
View from the temple entitled "YES!!!!!" |
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I told you I defiled it. |
Angkor Wat in the rain |
Guess what I FINALLY got to touch. |
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the evil stairs (not pictured) |
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Tomb Raider temple. I stood in the same place as Angelina Jolie.
I am cooler than you. And her. |
Gate to the main Angkor complex. |
I almost broke my toe on my hotel stairs and would've needed a medical
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