Hungary and Romania
by Steven Fairchild

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Budapest, Hungary
     

That's a tunnel Bridge connecting Buda with Pest Somewhere north of Budapest, but that's Slovakia on the right.
Hungarian Parliament (Pest) Steve + defiling Hungarian Parliament Steve + Hungarian Presidential Palace (Buda Hill)
Steve's in trouble....again Budapest was full of classical European architecture and modern grime.  Rain puddles reveal both. Why are you looking at my crotch?
A hot, tasty piece of meat. Not bad, considering I didn't take this picture. Notre hunchback dame.
 
One of the coolest places in Budapest is the statue park where you can pay homage to the proletariat.  Or, defile it.
I defile. Big concrete brother is watching you. Even though it couldn't move, this statue was so big and imposing that I'm convinced it can beat the crap out of you.
     
ROMANIA
     
TRIPE - I'm eating tripe!!!!! Stupid Bucharest. Somewhere in Transylvania.
 
Actually, this was a sign in Estonia.  But it should help you understand why East European women are the greatest thing in the world.  HELLO!!!....they make great wine. My mom has Gypsy grandbabies.  
     
The Dracula Tour
GI Joe lied to me that Dracula's wall would have Dracula's DNA. All that's left now are the robots that Cobra Commander placed to charge 20,000 lei to climb up. Sighisoara, the birthplace of Vladikans'.  The German cemetery is the coolest part. Castle Bran, the castle from Bram Stoker's Dracula.  I doubt advise you take the Romanian mafia taxis to get there.