Vive la France (2000, 2002)
by Steven Fairchild

Click to enlarge the photos, but DO NOT DOWNLOAD.  All pictures are exclusive property of me.  Copyright 2003.  All rights reserved, i.e., you download, I sue. 

 
Behold!  The pictures from the infamous summers in France

Take that, France! Finally, a country with a proper Sexodrome. Not my finger, although, I do take credit for the fine architecture behind me.
     
This country has such a dirty mind. Everywhere I look - phallic symbols.  I do miss that yak. Yes, I did find the Sangreal documents.
     
THE BEAUTY
Yoink! Actually, these are the Swiss Alps, but they should be in France. Ain't that something.  (St Malo, Normandie)
My summer home (St Malo, Normandie) Yes, that is a plane heading straight to a mountain. Versailles
Versailles Duck in water, Versailles. Sunset over the Versailles gardens
     
Random stuff only found in France
The butt of Venus da Milo. Steve with flowers in his hair. Rooftops
     
Mona Lisa + tourists Cannes Sunbather in Nice
A Radford sticker Ian and Steve with giant beers In Nice, we went to some club and they had some lame band (Wayne's Band).  I jumped on stage for this picture.  The guitar guy didn't notice, but the drummer wasn't happy.
 
Drunk Steve making a fool of himself Monaco  
     
WWII Stuff at Normandie
La Cimetaire Americain Children playing at Omaha Beach The Normans are grateful.